Background[]
Conspiracy Keanu is an image series featuring a still photo of the Hollywood actor Keanu Reeves wearing a frightened expression from the 1989 comedy film Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure. The images are typically captioned with paranoid conjectures and absurdly philosophical questions. The first example was on December 11th, 2008, New York Magazine’s Vulture Blog published a slideshow titled "Vulture’s Complete Field Guide to the Facial Expressions of Keanu Reeves" that consisted of screen captures of Reeves from various films. The 22nd slide featured an image of Ted (played by Keanu Reeves) taken from the 1989 comedy film Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure in a scene where Ted is being chased by medieval knights.
Conspiracy Keanu Quotes[]
- "What if Keanu Reeves created this meme... To become a internet celebrity again".
- "What if the CIA invented dinosaurs... To discourage time travel".
- "What if im really attractive... And hot girls just think im out of their league".
- "What if the blue i see... Isn't the same color blue you see".
- "What if their is not evil plot, conspiracy, or corruption... And our Government is genuinely unintelligent".
- "What if the Dementors didn't attack Ron Weasley... Because he is a ginger, and therefore has no soul".