Chuck Norris "Facts"

Background
Chuck norris facts are jokes talking about how tough Chuck Norris is. The jokes include what he can supposedly do, and jokes about how he isn't tough that are cut short by a seres of random letters and numbers, to give the impression that the person had his head smashed into his keyboard by Chuck.

Examples
"Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried"

" Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice"

"Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing"

" When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris"

"They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody"

"If at first you don't succeed, YOU OBVIOUSLY AREN'T CHUCK NORRIS"