Unimpressed Astronaut

Background
Unimpressed Astronaut is an enticing soup sandwich. A black hole where souls go to convert to the dark side.

Unimpressed Astronaut Quotes

 * "You went skydiving... That must have been an adventure".
 * "Oh, you spent six weeks abroad in Europe... That's nice".
 * "Ten hour flight?... Try eight days".
 * "You drive a ferrari... I drove on the Moon".
 * "Oh your doing the Moonwalk... That's cute".
 * "Your flight experienced heavy turbelance... That must have been scary".
 * "Oh your a brain surgeon... Not exactly rocket science".
 * "What goes up must come down... Cool story, bro".