Bad-Luck Brian

Background
Bad Luck Brian is an meme featuring a photo of a blonde teenage boy wearing a plaid sweater vest and braces. He is usually seen with a caption in picture describing a bad event or coincidence that happened to him that relates to real life common situations. The first example to happen was on January 23rd, 2012, where the picture was uploaded with the caption "Takes driving test... gets first DUI".

Bad-Luck Brian Quotes

 * "Checks behind shower curtian for murderer... Finds one".
 * "Takes driving test... Gets first D.U.I.".
 * "Tries to stealthily fart in class... Shits".
 * "Falls asleep in class... Has wet dream".
 * "Takes SAT... Forgets to use #2 pencil".
 * "Starts fapping... Parents walk in without knocking".
 * "Gets called up to solve equation on the board... Has a erection".
 * "Jumps from tall building... Doesn't die instantly".
 * "Smokes a bowl before school... Didn't know it was picture day"
 * "Tries to mute porn... Accidentally turns volume all the way up".
 * "Wins a XBOX 360... Gets red ring of death".
 * "Eats salad to lose weight... Gets food poisoning".
 * "Spends years trying to break a world record for domino stacking... Earthquake".
 * "Finds first shiny in Pokemon gold... Magikarp".
 * "Wishes a cute girl on facebook happy birthday... Gets blocked and reported".
 * "tries to think of a really funny meme... Forgets it when he tries to make it".
 * "Plays Skyrim... No dragon saves him at Helgen".
 * "Goes skydiving... Wrong backpack".
 * "PS360+... Blocked by Microsoft".
 * "'Come at me bro!'... brother ejaculates on him"
 * "Watches porn... Accidentally pushes facebook share button".
 * "Becomes a wizard... Sorted into Hufflepuff".
 * "Gets "no-sting" soap in his eyes... Goes blind".
 * "Gets elected as class president... Assassinated".
 * "Goes out for 21st birthday party... Designated driver".
 * "Finally becomes league champion... Gets beat by rival before Gramps shows up".