Philosoraptor

Background
Philosoraptor is a internet meme. It consists of a picture of a Velociraptor deeply immersed in metaphysical inquiries or unraveling quirky paradoxes. Philosoraptor challenges the reader with his deep, existential, Paleolithic questions. Typically it is for humor, as most of the philosophy questions can be answered and/or are based off wordplay.

Philosoraptors Quotes

 * "If bad-luck Brian gets second place in bad luck contest... Does that mean that he is really unlucky or that he isn't".
 * "If bad-luck brian trys to commit suicide... Would it work".
 * "If money is made of paper... Doesn't that mean money does grow on trees".
 * "Is there another word... For meme".
 * "If all pokemon can be stored on a P.C.... Doesn't that make them Digital Monsters".
 * "If we can't talk to strangers... How do we make friends".
 * "If your in a vehicle going the speed of light... What happens whe you turn on the head lights".
 * "Is there another word for synonym".
 * "If anything is possible... Is it possible for something to be impossible".
 * "Have you ever imagened a world... With no hypothetical situations".
 * "If dentists make their money from unhealthy teeth... Why would i trust a product 4/5 of them recommend".
 * "Why are they called candy bars... If they're made of chocolate not candy".
 * "If i am afraid of fear itself... Am i always afraid".
 * "If the opposite of pro is con... Is the opposite of progress congress".
 * "If god is perfect and he knows it... Doesn't that make him egotistical".
 * "If cooked wieners in bread are called hot dogs... why are there pigs in a blanket instead of dogs in a blanket".
 * "What if Pinocchio said... 'my nose will grow'".
 * "Even if i choose not to decide... I still made a choice".
 * "If actions are stronger then words... Why is the pen mightier then the sword".
 * "The sentence at the bottom is true... The sentence at the top is false".
 * "If money is the root of all evil... Why do they ask for it in church".
 * "Orange. Is the fruit named after the color... Or is it the color named after the fruit".
 * "If physics has laws... who governs it".
 * "If guns don't kill people, people do... Do toasters not toast toast, toast toast toast".
 * "If time gets frozen and then reactivated... For how long was it frozen".
 * "If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide... Is that considered a hostage situation".
 * "We avoid risks in life... So we can make it safely to death".
 * "If birds of a feather fly together... Why do opposites attract".
 * "If adam and eve were white and evolution doesn't exist... Why do black people exist".